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Helping Hand? | Helldivers 2's latest mission has had a big Illuminate invasion sting in the tail, leaving some players freaking out, while others reckon it's J.O.E.L helping out again

Bad news going forwards, or J.O.E.L chucking out another MO bone? We'll see.

Jan. 22, 2025 Mark Warren

A helldiver battling a member of the Voteless in Helldivers 2.

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Squid Schism | "Somehow, this feels like an insult" Helldivers 2 players get a helping hand from J.O.E.L, as their current mission becomes the latest bugdiver vs order follower row

The more things change in the Galactic War, the more they stay the same.

Jan. 20, 2025 Mark Warren

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A helldiver sitting on an A/FLAM-40 Flame Sentry in Helldivers 2.

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Thank Super Earth | Helldivers 2's DSS is back online with a beefy overhaul that should more permanently stop it being a friendly fire menace, as the Iluminate jump back in your sights

It's back, and this time it shouldn't double the amount of helldiver casualties by being a bit too explodey.

Jan. 17, 2025 Mark Warren

The silhouette of a man can be seen walking towards the sunset in Bitlife artwork

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Strike A Pose! | Bitlife Model Answers

Bitlife’s Model Answers can be quite troublesome if you haven’t been modelling for long, so here’s some help with passing your auditions.

Jan. 16, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Two characters, representing Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker, are shown wielding light sabers in Bitlife artwork

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High Flyer | Bitlife Pilot Test Answers

To become a pilot in Bitlife, you’ll need a little bit of piloting know-how to pass the Pilot Test. Here are all the answers to help you out with that.

Jan. 15, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Two characters can be seen holding a test tube that has a baby inside of it in Bitlife artwork

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Ohm, Ohm, Ohm | How to become a Scientist in Bitlife

If you have a knack for science and care for the environment, here’s how to become a Scientist in Bitlife.

Jan. 15, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Four people can be seen sitting around a poker table in Bitlife artwork

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Brains! | How to get smarter in Bitlife

A solid Smarts attribute is all you need to be successful in Bitlife, so here’s how to get smarter.

Jan. 15, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

A king, queen, knight, and jester can be seen in Bitlife artwork

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Enemies to Brothers | How to complete the King of the Court Challenge in Bitlife

Here’s how to become the fitness-loving, friend-making character that Bitlife’s King of the Court Challenge sets you up for.

Jan. 15, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Two characters can be seen watering flowers together with a pink, heart-adorned background behind them in Bitlife artwork

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BFFs | How to turn enemies into friends in Bitlife

Looking to make amends with your enemies? Here’s how to turn enemies into friends again in Bitlife.

Jan. 15, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

The dude in Helldivers 2's intro screaming about the spear being broken, probably.

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Bye-le Titan | Chris Pratt as a Bile Titan in the Helldivers movie? Helldivers 2 studio's CEO seems ok with that, so long as he and other A-listers "all get killed violently immediately"

Hey, helldiving's a dangerous profession, even if you've already survived several blockbusters with big action sequences.

Jan. 15, 2025 Mark Warren

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A Helldiver wearing Urban Legends Warbond armour in Helldivers 2.

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Super Cinema | Helldivers 2 director says Arrowhead "don't, and shouldn't, have final say" on the Helldivers movie, but the developer is likely to be involved in keeping things "faithful"

"We are not Hollywood people, and we don't know what it takes to make a movie."

Jan. 13, 2025 Mark Warren

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Some Helldivers 2 players wearing gear from the Dogmatic Reach Warbond mod.

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Warmods | Helldivers 2 players are modding their own Warbonds into the game, and the latest one's perfect for Halo fans

Hey, a diver can never have too much gear to pick between before diving pod-first into the Voteless hordes.

Jan. 10, 2025 Mark Warren

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An alien in a denim jacket can be seen with a UFO behind them in Bitlife artwork

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And Beyond! | Bitlife Astronaut Technical Training Answers

Here are all of the Space Academy’s Technical Training answers if you’re hoping to become a successful astronaut in Bitlife.

Jan. 10, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

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Good Karma | What does Karma do in Bitlife

Here’s exactly what the Karma attribute does in Bitlife, and how to improve or reduce it.

Jan. 10, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

A mafia member can be seen inside of an emblem labelled 'Alphabet Mafia' in Bitlife

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Tony! | How to complete the Alphabet Mafia Challenge in Bitlife

Try your hand at being the LGBTQIA+ leader of the Sicilian Mafia in Bitlife’s Alphabet Mafia Challenge.

Jan. 10, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Three characters can be seen in a field holding baskets of eggs in Bitlife artwork

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Nailing It | How to become a Carpenter in Bitlife

Does working with wood sound good to you? Here’s how to become a Carpenter in Bitlife.

Jan. 10, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

A tree is shown inside of an emblem labelled 'It's Giving Tree' in Bitlife artwork

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Season of Giving | How to complete the It's Giving Tree Challenge in Bitlife

Here’s how to complete the It’s Giving Tree Challenge in Bitlife, which has you giving away most of your possessions and money.

Jan. 10, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

A character can be seen stood among a group of pandas in Bitlife artwork

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Job Hunting | Best jobs in Bitlife

The best jobs in Bitlife pay well and offer unique activities to take part in.

Jan. 10, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

A family of three characters can be seen embracing one another with a floral backdrop in Bitlife artwork

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Queen Bee | How to become the Queen in Bitlife

If you wish to lap up never-ending fame and riches as part of the royal family, here’s how to become the Queen (or King) in Bitlife.

Jan. 9, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

A character can be seen running through a building with a gun with a cityscape behind him in Bitlife artwork

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Escape Goat | How to escape jail in Bitlife

Wound up in prison and don’t want to be there any longer? Here’s how to escape jail in Bitlife.

Jan. 9, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Five friends can be seen drinking in Bitlife artwork

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Bueller…? | How to complete the Ferris Bueller Challenge in Bitlife

Here’s how to complete the Ferris Bueller’s Day Off-inspired challenge in Bitlife.

Jan. 9, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Human representations of the seven deadly sins are shown in Bitlife artwork

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Grave Plot | How to become a Mortician in Bitlife

Hanging out with the living isn’t for you? Here’s how to become a Mortician in Bitlife.

Jan. 9, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Two characters can be seen standing beside a dog, a golden car, and a golden helicopter in Bitlife artwork

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Smile! | How to become a Dentist in Bitlife

It’s not quite the tooth fairy, but here’s how to become a dentist in Bitlife.

Jan. 9, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

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Interior Infiltrator | I'm not saying Helldivers 2 players want indoor dungeon missions, but someone's just whipped up a 14 page long illustrated concept of what one might look like

You know it's serious when Redditors start firing up MS Paint.

Jan. 9, 2025 Mark Warren

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Two characters can be seen amidst astrological signs and planets in Bitlife artwork

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To Infinity | How to become an Astronaut in Bitlife

If you fancy stepping foot on Mars or trying to find aliens, here’s how to become an astronaut in Bitlife.

Jan. 8, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

A child can be seen sitting on their father's shoulders in Bitlife artwork

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Cerebral Career | How to become a Brain Surgeon in Bitlife

If you want to get rich without the hassle of finding fame or committing crime in Bitlife, here’s how to become a Brain Surgeon.

Jan. 8, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Three characters adorned in bright clothing can be seen in Bitlifr artwork

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Catwalk | How to become a Model in Bitlife

Looking to find fame and riches by walking the catwalk? Here’s how to become a model in Bitlife.

Jan. 8, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Two characters can be seen celebrating Cinco De Mayo in Bitlife artwork

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Star Power | How to get famous in Bitlife

Does fame and fortune sound appealing to you? Here’s how to get famous in Bitlife.

Jan. 8, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

A character can be seen in an orange jumpsuit, cuffed by a police officer in Bitlife artwork

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Choo Choo | How to rob a train in Bitlife

Here’s how to successfully complete a train robbery in Bitlife.

Jan. 8, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

A hooded character can be seen amongst binary code in Bitlife artwork

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Quidnapping | How to rob a bank in Bitlife

Here’s how to successfully complete a bank robbery in Bitlife.

Jan. 8, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

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All Of The Lights | Helldivers 2 dataminer claims to have accidentally discovered some kind of deadly Illuminate Aurora Borealis, after casually dropping an alien obelisk from the sky

'Good Lord, what is happening in there?' - Superintendent Brasch

Jan. 8, 2025 Mark Warren

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Four characters can be seen graduating from university in Bitlife artwork

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Master Chief | How to become a CEO in Bitlife

Looking to become a CEO in Bitlife? Here’s how to do just that.

Jan. 7, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Two players and a dealer can be seen preparing for a card game in a casino in Bitlife artwork

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Get Rich Quick | Bitlife Lottery Chances

If you’re looking to get rich overnight, here’s how the Bitlife Lottery works.

Jan. 7, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Four characters can be seen getting their hair cut or cutting hair in a salon in Bitlife artwork

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Starry Night | How to become a Painter in Bitlife

Looking to create Bitlife’s next Van Gogh? Here’s how to become a painter.

Jan. 7, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Two characters can be seen wearing friendship bracelets in Bitlife artwork

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The Last Supper | How to complete the Bitlife Renaissance Challenge

Become Bitlife’s next Da Vinci or Michelangelo in the Renaissance Challenge.

Jan. 7, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Four Bitlife characters can be seen celebrating with cake in Bitlife artwork

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Baking Buns | How to complete the Bitlife Stud Muffin Challenge

Prepare to put plenty of buns in the oven with Bitlife’s Stud Muffin Challenge.

Jan. 7, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Three soldiers from Helldivers posed in front of yellow smoke on the left, Johnny Grico, a soldier covered in alien blood, fire burning in the background.

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Helldirecting | Helldivers 2 is getting a film adaptation, and here's hoping it's not just a shot-for-shot Starship Troopers retread with Chris Pratt's face plastered over a Bile Titan

Game that draws lots of inspiration from a movie is now getting a movie about said game. It's the circle of life.

Jan. 7, 2025 Mark Warren

A family of five is shown celebrating Hannukah in Bitlife artwork

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Triple Terror | How to have Twins or Triplets in Bitlife

If one baby isn’t enough, here’s how to have twins or triplets in Bitlife.

Jan. 6, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Three characters can be seen surrounding a slot machine and multiple coins in Bitlife artwork

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To The Races | How to get a Gambling Addiction in Bitlife

Gambling addiction, alcohol addiction, and drug addiction are all things you need to be wary of in Bitlife (and in real life as well, really).

Jan. 6, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

Three characters can be seen baking in Bitlife artwork

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Master Baker | How to be a Baker in Bitlife

Here’s how to become a professional Baker in Bitlife.

Jan. 6, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

The 'change status' option for friends is shown in Bitlife, alongside a list of activities players can do to a friend to make them an enemy

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Keep Enemies Close | How to make enemies in Bitlife

Forget about starting a family and making friends… Here’s how to make enemies in Bitlife.

Jan. 6, 2025 Kelsey Raynor

The Crazy Taxi FRV in Helldivers 2 opposite a horde of Voteless.

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All's Fare In War | Helldivers 2 mod turns the FRV into a souped-up Crazy Taxi, so naturally here's a video of it running down Voteless while blasting The Offspring

A ride that's pretty fly, for a Super Earth guy.

Jan. 6, 2025 Mark Warren

Helldivers 2 players fighting The Illuminate in its Omens of Tyranny update.

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Sigh | "Make good games, don’t make a contemporary political statement,” says Helldivers 2 director, as players massacre infected citizens for leaders worried about "anti-democratic brainwashing"

Oh, and Super Earth's just passed a "FREEDOM Act" that'll create a "security force dedicated to loyalty enforcement". No politics here.

Jan. 3, 2025 Mark Warren

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Eclectic? | One of last year's worst games, and one of the best games of the last five years are your PlayStation Plus games for January

Sony is kicking off the new year with something of a bang, having just revealed the line-up of games PlayStation Plus members will be getting this month.

Jan. 2, 2025 Sherif Saed

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